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Manrod

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"especially in a watch."

Oh my, I remember that.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

I would have told you sooner, BUT YOU SEEMED BUSY AT THE TIME.

Oh. I was.

Dear God.

I fucking love you Sensationalismfemale.

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SAD

<333333333333!!!

Crap..im not on there... :(

I'm never on these things, yet I've been on NEwgrounds for awhile now. Just tells how antisocial I am :(.

i'm on ur list, hoggin attenshun

Making that reference just makes me love you more!!

Oh, also, "he can go suck a fuck".

Please, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Fuckass.

And so does getting that one!!!

I deserve a paragraph at least. :/

Well then maybe I should add more to yours.
Later.

Hey Sweetheart

Jamie!! <3!

I feel bad I haven't made a news post like this yet. I need to start making friends on newgrounds D:

I've only noticed you recently. You've got plenty of time. :D
I'll be one of your friends, if you'll be one of mine. ;D

the link to IFUN goes to "Insertfunnyuser"

Her username is "Insertfunnyusername"

Whoops, there's something for me to fix later.

I didn't even realize I was on the list until just now.

How long have I been there?

Couldn't have been the whole time.

Or maybe....

Mr. Squiggles, my pet turtle. He set me up, didn't he?

It's all just a trap?

Fuck this, I'm going to my bomb shelter.

You've always been there.
And Mr. Squiggles and I have been talking for some time. He's pretty loose-lipped. I know everything about you. And yes, we are conspiring against you.

you didn't even wish me happy birthday :(

Didn't see it until you WHINED about it. :P
I'll do it again now too, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Did you have a party or anything?

I also didn't realise by what you meant by nice things, but then I was like, Hmm, what have I given her? Then I remembered sharing, and I loled.

Yes haha. Had to be discreet, you know.

Oh, wait, no, I knew I was on the list the whole time.

What a coincidence.

OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?! DID MR. SQUIGGLES TELL YOU??!?

Maximus is so fat, I feel fucking emotionally crushed at not being first.

Let's kill him. Then you'll be at the top at last!!

I'd say more like you're both first but that wouldn't have been very easy to show.

derp

I don't love you
like I loved you
yesterday

You do realise me and CapnCrunchDaPimp are lovers, we show it on facebook too.

Fagitrons.

poop.

Hey. I love you, man.

...I'm currently deciding whether to be worried about all the names on this list, or whether I should just continue packing for my trip to Italy...

If you look at my account, clearly I have no life other than Newgrounds lmao.

Lt. Dan says to bring a lot of socks, they're very important.

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