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Manrod

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And we'll argue like a 40 years married couple.

Lol, hilarious and awesome.

But in private we'll be the best of buds.

Of course

He'll be my alarm clock.

With no snooze button :P

For when the power goes out in the middle of the night.

And I will love him and cherish him.

I will spoil him.

I will love him like a mother loves their child.

And I'll hug and cuddle him. It'll be awesome.

Awww!! <3 :D

And I'll think occasionally of the day he may die.

I'll never be the same again once he does.

And if I die before he does, I'll be proud, and hope he goes on living the life I raised him in.

Oh yea, and I'd have taught him how to jack food and money.

Haha, sweet!

And I'll teach him how to make sure he receives proper change

And how to make bite someone's finger off if their trying to rip him off.

Self-reliant bird right there!

And after that he'd say an awesome catch phrase like, "Try to rip me off now that your finger is bit off"

Well, it won't be as bad as that...

Because we'd have more time to work it out.

But yea, he'd be awesome.

I'd consider naming him bob.

Because he'd head bang or in a birds case head bob(Because they bob their heads) to awesome music he and I would both appreciate!

Lol, nice

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