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The best spam message lulz

Posted by Sensationalism - February 28th, 2012


Alright I rarely ever check my spam so maybe there have been better ones. But this is pretty great, it's a hilarious attempt at trying to sound like a real person. And like someone the recipient knows lol.

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
who this is its ME PAIGE.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single....... well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and
love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. .
uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it.
so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who
doesnt... i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. anyways i hope u
dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol...
i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching
out.... ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo PAIGE
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK------>> http://0131.0370.0250.027/


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Comments

Also one of the best parts is where they say they need a job so you should help them find one THEN tell you what they do for a living! harharhar

What a wall. I would be creeped out before I realized it was spam.

It's still creepy.

I remember when spam was only 2 sentences long a message. Good days man, good days....

Back when spam was easy lol

Oh god what is that. That's ridiculous lol.

I love the bullshit link too. Ahahahaha.

I know right!

Hey! That's disrespectful to your Bi-sexual friend. They reached out to you and were asking for help and sex. Even giving you free stuff! And you just turn around and laugh at them and share it with the world? I don't know if I can respect you as a person anymore Sensationalism.

I could never be with a woman who can't make coherent sentences and use proper grammar! :P

I'd probably think someone sent the wrong person a message.

Still, A for effort! That's a fucking long message!

(Long like her penis, I bet.)

Indeed!

So you\re not going to use that VIP pass then? Can i use it?
Because she sounds really nice. Poor her, moving to a city where she doesn't know anyone.
Although i think she should see it as a fresh start.
And why did you remove her from your Facebook, you heartless person! :(

I don't, if I use it she'll lick me in the balls but if I give it out she'll kick me in the balls.....

FUCKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

Malificent? she my favorite disney villain, she has a bird. I always liked her.

You are my new victi- er, friend. You should comment on my blog.

this entire thing failed as soon as i remembered that, wait, you're a girl

Yep lol. They were too lazy to make it apply to either gender, weren't they MISTER

unless my memory is fucking with me

OH wait no I'm not a GIRL. I'm a woman! ;P

Ahhem.

If I didn't comment on your page you prolly scared me. Oh now I remember. You're listed as female and have a fuckton of comments and that annoyed me.

"DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS"

maybe the spambot is talking about your ovaries?

Like it could reach my ovaries!!!!

So... you're annoyed because I don't have a dick? Or because I'm a (moderately) successful attention whore?

Be my friend, you whore.

I'm sure you do have a dick.

Why? IFUN doesn't, Gagsy doesn't, Agustana doesn't, whoever the new females are that I haven't paid much attention to don't. So why would I?

They are not attention whores either. It would be pretty fucking hilarious if I was doubting there are females on this site. If you don't get why ask anyone else who's posted on my page.

You follow the typical route of attention whoring girl who won't be here for long or attention whoring guy pretending to be a girl.

I am friendly with a number of actual female users, none of them flaunt their sexuality for attention. And all of them are interesting. What did you do that was interesting other than choosing a certain gender on your profile? You've never caught my eye.

I don't flaunt my sexuality any more than IFUN flaunts hers. She talks about sex(uality) fairly often, as do I. But as with her it is not all I talk about. I don't know Gagsy as well so I can't say how often she brings up sex but I've seen her talk about it.

Kaylee for sure was an attention whore, IFUN was too, though I'd hesitate to call her that now. You could make a case for Gagsy either way.

I won't be here for long? I signed up in 07, lost interest in 08, left in 09, came back to it a few months ago. Why wouldn't I be here for a while?

My gender isn't interesting and I use neither it nor my sexuality as a means for attention. I get attention by going through blogs and making friends with as many people as possible, then they hopefully comment on my blog/ PM me in return.

Why would I catch your eye? I hate posting on the forums, deleted all my old blogs, was gone for years, never attempted to befriend you until a few days ago.

I'm not going to jump through hoops to get you to believe I'm a female.

NOW you're interesting.

How exactly did any of that make me interesting?

Now you have depth.

I had depth before that comment. Which you could've seen had you bothered to get to know me first.

This is all I saw when looking at your profile: HEY GAIZ LOOK AT ME IMMA GIRL LIKE OKAY POST ON MY WALL!!

So of course I didn't dig any deeper. But you seem pretty cool now.

Lol. *Hugs* Well at least you've learned your lesson.

Yep *hugs* :)

Psst. If you want depth you should read my new blog. Wrote it just for ModernPatriot. Well, he was the catalyst anyway. Wrote it for a lot of people, really.

Ohh.

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